Alborosie's My Lady is the one to play on the mellow nights you're trying to get into the groove with your lady. If these lyrics don't get her, nothing will - either that, or you've been a really bad boy:
"...Mi love to see you baby look nitid inna your clothes,
girl if mi a di gardener you a fi mi rose,
just mad dem with your shape and your angel features,
you are my black Mona Lisa,
you're natural and beautiful like a Nile and Indic ocean,
I sail di seven seas with my ship named 'Devotion,'
mi feel like Columbus and mi discover you first, girl you alone quench my thirst..."